Another in my occasional series of listing search terms people use to find this blog:
things I like, thigs I like, thugs I like
--Aud can be a bit of a thug, sometimes
troll bread, stories of trolls who roast women on spits
-- but she wouldn't do that
is an ammonite danger in any way
-- according to those who have read the novel, it could turn you into a lesbian (because dyke cooties are *that* communicable...), or save your life (flotation device? a snack? takes the bullet meant for your heart?), or it could make you leave your corporate job and become a travelling storyteller (which will kill your bank balance for sure)
after dates women ask the male out
-- I'm not sure I've ever actually 'dated' (it strikes me as a wholly weird way to get to know someone; actually it strikes me as behaviour designed to prevent people getting to know each other) so I'm no authority, but shouldn't one ask someone out *before* the date?
answer questions about shame
-- wow, is dating *that* embarrassing?
is there such a thing as bisexual, no such bisexuality, lesbians dont exist
-- just keep singing la-la-la and all the scary monsters will go away
massage whitby don't ask
-- alrighty then
nicola cunt
-- no, but I have one
nicola immigration lawyer
-- I have one of those, too
nicola bent gaybo, nicola is gay, nicola queer
-- all true
no pants babes
-- a long time ago, yes, but sadly there are no pictures
promiscuity and demonic possession, homosexuality possession
-- oooh, I want to see that movie!
swang swang, swang swang swang swang
-- a giant panda? conjoined giant pandas?
swing swang swung seattle
-- a battle chant?
why good writing is hard
-- oh, if only I could answer that one
haemarroids and alcohol consumption research
-- oh. dear. god.
awards for sexual discrimination
-- they give *prizes* for this now??
gum snapping, how to proceed with death of mother
-- a gum-snapping matricidal homo-demonically possessed maniac; I really, really want to see that movie
nicola griffith box set
-- no-pants nicola, gaybo nicola, gum-snapping nicola; I want to see the little outfits
reasons why I love partying
-- my kind of girl
squint see spaceship
-- yeah, all that partying does have consequences
sword of ammonites, tolkien god
-- I can see this as a five-book series...
is shrugging insulting, strawberry as an insult
-- ...set in an alternate universe...
10 second - the whole life
-- ...where it doesn't pay to throw those strawberries and shrugs around in the wrong company
beautiful sin, beautiful sin poetry, dykesburg dive poetry
-- this sounds like an excellent evening
I'm afraid of Americans, I'm afraid of demonic possession, audio from demon possession
-- one way to consider David Bowie's oeuvre, I suppose
how to ask how old she is in French
-- I'm not going to touch that one
"a razor blade gave me freedom from the dorms. a small rectangle of steel, incredibly sharp on two sides. it came wrapped in paper, with the words not for use by children printed on the side. i was eleven years old then. eight years ago, which means i am probably the oldest human alive."
-- this sounds like the beginning of a story; anyone want to continue it? [EDIT: Turns out this is the beginning of a Garth Nix novel, Shade's Children.]
