Many (many!) thanks to Angelique for this. I'll be singing about that octopus all day: Get him some boots! Send him to North Korea... I love Carmina Burana. I love food. I love bizarre cartoons. I don't think there could be a better YouTube video on the planet for me today. You will burst something laughing. I did.
Oh, and just in case you haven't seen it, here's a clip in which the Pine-Sol Lady makes grown men scream. Trust me. You will weep with laughter.