For those who have everything but worry some meanie might try spoil it all:
Harrods is now stocking a luxury range of 'ballistic daywear' for patrons who fear they are in the firing line.
A Colombian entrepreneur, Miguel Caballero, came up with the idea for the range as student while pondering how to protect his wealthy classmates from guerrilla revolutionaries.
(for the rest, read The Telegraph)
And it will keep you cool under fire...